Llamas have attitude. Alpacas are cute. Five foot tall and still cute. The Seussian creature to the left is an alpaca.
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8. Yarn and Stuff
Last, but not least, there was a lot of yarn. MEGO: My Eyes Glaze Over ... I wouldn't know what to do with the stuff.
It was a color photographer's dream.
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The secret to being able to say "I love NY" and mean it? Don't plan too much sightseeing, and take lots of breaks. Wander down a street spontaneously to see what's on the next block. Stop to watch a parade - they have about three a week, one for every nationality under the sun and then some. That's the thing about New York - there's always something interesting happening, all over the place.
- Intimidated by a trip to Manhattan? Fuhgeddaboutit
There's too much even for people who live here to see in a lifetime. What makes you think you can do any better?!
Now aside from mentioning specific restaurants, shops, and so on - which just seems like so much product placement to me - there's some good information in the article. She suggests that you try for lodging outside of the main tourist destinations:
Desert the Titanic: Many first-timers in Manhattan cling to Times Square as if it were a lifeboat. Actually, it's the loudest, most annoying, stress-inducing, alienating spot in the city, especially during the 6 to 8 p.m. pretheater crush. So don't stay there.I would say, "Don't go there!" I've lived in NYC over 25 years, and Times Square is over-stimulating for me! Then again, I moved to bucolic Brooklyn years ago, and I'm much older and wiser than I used to be, so maybe it's just not for me any more.
She ends with some tips on etiquette [with my comments]:
New Yorkers aren't rude, just rushed: A few "don'ts" for interacting with the natives (and those who pretend to be) [ie: those of us who've only lived here nearly 30 years]:And my etiquette contribution:
- Don't mistake directness for bad manners, and get right to the point. Most New Yorkers are friendly and open, but can be terse [I would say I'm "direct". Whatever ...] when in a hurry - which is usually. [Always. Suspect the one who doesn't seem like they have to be somewhere.]
- Don't stop to look at your map at the top of an escalator [Or anywhere there are people moving. Step out of the stream of people, or let the stream carry you to a quiet eddy.] or walk four abreast at a turtle's pace [Don't walk four abreast at any pace. Someone will always be in more of a hurry than you are. Two abreast is the maximum to let people flow around you], blocking the sidewalk [NEVER block the sidewalk, especially a crosswalk or corner. This is Rule#1!] ; this ain't Disneyland [Except for Times Square]. Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the Chamber of Commerce welcome you as tourists, but most of the folks around you are on the clock. [And we would welcome you as well, we're just busy.]
- Never say "Ya know, you tawk just like Tony Soprano! C'mon, just give us one 'fuhgeddaboutit!' " Don't you mopes know that crew is from Jersey? The finely tuned native New Yorker ear can tell by accents not only who grew up in Flatbush or Bed-Stuy, but who grew up on Avenue K or I. [Another reason: You don't want to know what we think you sound like ... and we will tell you.]